He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
