Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
