He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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