She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Randomize
