He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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