8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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