I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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