I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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