i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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