Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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