I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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