so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Bring me that man meat
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times