Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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