Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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