If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I touched a dick in church today
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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