please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My breath smells like gin and sadness
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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