OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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