Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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