he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just want nice things and good sex
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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