I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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