just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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