I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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