you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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