D3 body, D1 cock
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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