If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And then my night got REAL pukey
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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