you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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