So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
