Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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