You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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