She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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