i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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