I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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