I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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