3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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