problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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