I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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