Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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