ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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