people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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