She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Can I color on your dick again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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