Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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