It's like God shit irony all over that family
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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