turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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