This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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