so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I puked a lego.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Come see our sink grown plant.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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