i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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