filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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