windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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