So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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