so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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