There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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