I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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