She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.