i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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