This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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